by Kelsey Cox
Release Date: July 7, 2026
2026 Minotaur Books
Ebook ARC; 336 Pages
ISBN: 978-1250378842
ASIN: B0FLYPRSWV
Audiobook: B0FP48M1Q9
Genre: Fiction / Mystery
Source: Review copy from publisher
3 / 5 Stars
Summary
2000: Isabelle Whitmore vanishes at Sherman Ranch in Anhalt, Texas, without a trace.
2025: The annual Lone Star Princess Pageant looms, bringing long-standing grudges to the surface. Ingrid fled Anhalt in the wake of her sister Isabelle’s disappearance and has now returned, just in time for a construction crew to start digging up Sherman Ranch; the pageant brings up past traumas that Melanie can't forget; Cat, newly sober, starts to feel threatened in ways that bring back old demons; and Sarah Lynn, who comes from a long line of pageant winners, knows that losing is not an option.
When old resentments and new confrontations reach their boiling point, temperatures drop to deadly degrees as a record-setting storm brings down the state’s power grid. With everyone trapped under one roof, scores will be settled, and more than one person will end up dead.
2025: The annual Lone Star Princess Pageant looms, bringing long-standing grudges to the surface. Ingrid fled Anhalt in the wake of her sister Isabelle’s disappearance and has now returned, just in time for a construction crew to start digging up Sherman Ranch; the pageant brings up past traumas that Melanie can't forget; Cat, newly sober, starts to feel threatened in ways that bring back old demons; and Sarah Lynn, who comes from a long line of pageant winners, knows that losing is not an option.
When old resentments and new confrontations reach their boiling point, temperatures drop to deadly degrees as a record-setting storm brings down the state’s power grid. With everyone trapped under one roof, scores will be settled, and more than one person will end up dead.
My Thoughts
Pretty Dead Things had an interesting description and I liked the idea of former beauty pageants preparing their daughters for the same pageant in which they competed twenty-five years earlier. I thought there would be a lot more intrigue and a lot more of the toxicity that the book earlier implied, but it seemed a bit meh to me as far as that went. While the writing style had a way of drawing me into the story and definitely had its moments, I did find it predictable and thought the characters were pretty one-dimensional.
The story was told through multiple POV and I didn't feel like I really got to know any of them except on a superficial level. In hindsight, I think I connected with Cat the most because I empathized with her situation and how it must feel to always have people second-guessing your sobriety and relating your current situation to anything you did in the past. I didn't empathize as much with Sarah Lynn and Melanie although I think I was supposed to feel more sympathy for Melanie and be annoyed by Sarah Lynn. Melanie just annoyed the crap out of me and I wanted to know more about Sarah Lynn as I found her interesting. Yes, she was toxic as hell, but she seemed to have the most personality out of all of them. In any case, none of them were developed above a superficial level and I didn't really care about most of them.
The book takes place in a small Texas town where the Princess Pageant is the highlight of these young girls lives and can change their lives. I did find the dialogue surrounding the pageant to be quite interesting and I would have liked more discussion around the actual pageant and its toxicity, especially when they were discussing the prize package. Where I live, pageants aren't a thing so I do find the pageant scene to be quite fascinating. I liked how the discussions evolved from simple makeup to makeup tutorials to expensive dresses to plastic surgery. Considering one of the prizes in the prize package was a trip to a plastic surgeon, it brings up a great topic of beauty and acceptance with regards to young adults and beauty influencers.
The mystery itself wasn't bad, but I did find it somewhat predictable based on characters who did things that were predictable. It really wasn't that hard to figure out who the culprit was and I sort of wished it had gone in a different direction, but there you have it. The set-up is pretty stereotypical as well as you have a power outage, an impending storm, things occurring to pageant members, and a room full of mothers and daughters who want desperately to win. There was a lot of foreshadowing included in this book that didn't quite work the way the author intended and left me feeling somewhat disappointed.
Verdict
Dead Pretty Things was an interesting read, but I don't think it quite worked for me. There were a lot of threads and plot lines in this book and I felt like the author wasn't sure which thread to have stand out or which one to pull the tightest. I did like the discussion surrounding pageants, grudges, toxicity, etc... and there was a lot of unpack in terms of themes, but overall, the ending was unsatisfying and I thought the overall character development was weak.








